Twitter Thread on Wizards as Magic Snobs

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Eric Lund
Apr 18, 2020 4:00 PM EDT

Oliver Clegg's assertion isn't far off from the real world. Study anything, be it food, sports or apparently the arcane and you start to become a nauseating douche about it. People get creative with wizard stuff all the time, like this short and sweet Tumblr thread on a wizard IT guy. For a wholesome one, here's a thread about a guy's grandma who fell in love with d&d while battling cancer.

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    Text - Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger i always imagine #dnd wizards to be a bit like wine purists FIGHTER: we need a fire spell, now! WIZARD: oho well this *is* interesting (opens book) aganazzar's scorcher? incendiary cloud? perhaps a quick 'essaim de météores', if that's not too robust at this time of day-
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    Text - Oliver Clegg ( @deathb... ·4h Replying to @deathbybadger [explosion] WIZARD 1: *sniffs the air* ah! ... thought as much. A hint of bat guano. Claude, you absolute maverick. WIZARD 2: (produces a cheeseboard) well, it is your birthday 275 146 Oliver Clegg @deathb... ·4h v FIGHTER: we need more firepower! Wizard what the hell are you doing up there?! WIZARD: a decent lightning bolt needs time to mature. You can't just throw any old line of electricity at a demon lord, they'll laugh us right
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    Text - Oliver Clegg WIZARD: bear with me I need to @deathb... ·4h decide which of bigby's hands I'm summoning FIGHTER: they are all the same just choose WIZARD: (deadly quiet) the same? FIGHTER: i didn't mean- WIZARD: (lightning hands) no no please. explain to me how they are all the same. 2710 141
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    Text - Oliver Clegg @deathb. -4h v FIGHTER: please, PLEASE just cast the spell WIZARD: you can't just CAST Krenzor's Disembowelment. you have to let it come when it wishes FIGHTER: dear god man they're EATING the BARD WIZARD: look his fate is lamentable but I will not be prodded into philistinism V3 279 ♡ 141
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